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Updated: Jan 12, 2020
As brokers continue to scour the world for potential suppliers of oil and gas we will start here by telling you how the system worked for me. My brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew has informed me that the best way to purchase oil and gas is to know someone that will get you with the right company in Russia.
My brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew is a young but powerful astute businessman in Russian politics who knows President Vladimir Putin. Since my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew has this extraordinary relationship we are going to follow the recommended procedure:
First thing we will conduct an extensive phone interview with my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew to try and validate his relationship with President Vladimir Putin.
Once we have established my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew’s relationship with President Vladimir Putin we will then verify my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew’s relationship with the government entity he knows called Rosneft or maybe Gazprom. I am so excited I have heard of these mega oil giants!!!
Now that we have completed our verification of my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew’s esteemed relationship to President Vladimir Putin and Rosneft we can move forward with a series of meetings in the wonderful city of Moscow, Russia!
Most of you reading this I am sure have been through this process and are eager to find out how this Russian fuel purchasing system works! Read on and the mysteries will all be revealed.
Now that my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew has been able to confirm his relationships to us with President Vladimir Putin and Rosneft we must be able to confirm our meetings in Moscow.
Again making another call to my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew we are notified of the following steps for our first attendance to a series of meetings. For this first meeting, my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew assures us we will not be paying money directly to anyone as those are scams. Feeling much safer now with this news we are ready to move forward!
My brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew prepares a list of requirements for our first trip and sends them via email. The list is short and to the point with no pleasantries just details. The details were as follows:
We are told to acquire our Russian business visa. Since I have no idea how this works I stop immediately after number one on the list to contact my brokers uncles cousins brothers nephew to ask him how do I get this visa that is so hard to acquire to Russia. He told me the safest and surest way was to hire his recommended agent in Russia to handle the visa process and gave us the name of Vladimir. I quickly responded saying I did not want to speak with the president of Russia was there someone else we could use! He laughed and said this was a different Vladimir who he knew from his moms sisters cousins niece who was married into the Sheikh of Qatar’s royal family. With this information from my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew’s detailed explanation I felt more convinced of the trip.
On to item two, I noticed there is an itemized list of costs for my required visa for this trip. I feel at this point they are trying their best to make this trip comfortable and easy for me. While the costs seem abnormally high for what I have seen on some of my other international travels maybe Russia has some different policies with visas that make these costs high? I decide at this point to evaluate the list and then contact my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew to discuss further.
Immediately after reviewing the costs I have a detailed list of questions to ask my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew and arrange for a call. During the call, my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew tells me we need to have a conference line set up as several others will be attending to answer any questions I may have regarding this required trip to Moscow. A detailed list is sent out of attendees and scheduled for two days from the call. I am notified to arrange a call-in number for everyone to make this easier. My concerns mount about my brokers uncles brothers cousins nephew and his list of requirements and funding required for this trip.
In preparation for the upcoming meeting in two days, which will take place at 2:00 a.m. I will send them a detailed list of questions for our conference call.
More coming in Part 2!
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